Kabhi kehte the dost humare.
Jaan mangoge to jaan bhi hazir hai.
Aaj sale apni biwi ko jaan kehte hai. Aur mangte hai to inkar karte hai.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 762 views

1 pathan apne Betay k 6 mah

1 pathan apne Betay k 6 mah bad birthday mna rha tha.

Sardar ne pucha khan sahib:

Log to sal bad birthday mnaty hen.
Pathan bola:

Hmare han smester systm chlta hai

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Pathan

Urti Chirya Kay Parr Gin Na

Hum to udti chidya k bhi par gin lete he,

Pathan: Is me mushkil hi kiya hai
2 hi to
hota hein

by Haris abbas Qureshi (few years ago!)

Haji DON

Don Ne Ab Jurm Ki Dunya Chor Di Hai
Ab Aik Madrassa Banaya Hai
So Plz Balance Ki Surat
My Don Ko Chanda Day Kar Apni Aakhrat Sawarain

Ap Ka Khadim Haji Don

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

A old snake goes to see his Doctor

A old snake goes to see his Doctor.

"Doc, I need something for my eyes...can't see well these days".
The Doc fixes him up with a pair of glasses and tells him to return in 2 weeks.

The snake comes back in 2 weeks and tells the doctor he's very depressed.

Doc says, "What's the problem...didn't the glasses help you?"

"The glasses are fine doc, I just discovered I've been living with a water hose the past 2 years!"

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)

Patient: Doctor

Patient: Doctor, will I be able to play the piano after the operation.

Doctor: Yes, of course.

Patient: Great. I never could before.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)