Darling mujhevtumhari anhko main
Premi to premika- "Darling mujhe tumhari aankhon
me saari duniya dikhai deti hai.."
Peeche se ek budhha bola- "Hamari gaiyya nahi mil
rahi.. Dikhe to batai.."
by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!) / 936 views
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