Eid-ul-Fitar ki namaz k waqat
Eid-ul-Fitar ki namaz k waqat
Major Rohail-
Khan sab fitrana aada nhi krna?
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Pathan-
Oy! Khocha, hum ne to fitrana
Ur zakat 14 August pr he
Dedya tha
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