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I m not at home, so plz send me a load 30 rupes, or share me waiting plz yar
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Agr es tarah k koi msg kre to samj lo k jhoot bool raha hea.
by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 772 views
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1) Throw an agarbatti into the river. It make the boat lighter. Use it to light agarbatti
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