Blonde's computer brokedown
A blonde was telling a brunette that her computer broke. So the brunette said she would check the blonde's e-mail for her.
The blonde said, ''Cool! E-mail me and tell me what I got.''
by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 700 views
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