Difference

Difference between Problem , Talent and Kismat

2 Boys love 1 Girl = PROBLEM!

1 Boy love 2 Girls = TALENT!

2 Girls love 1 Boy = Qismat.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 688 views
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