Torch Theek Hai

After finishing MBBS, Dr. Munna starts his practice.

He checked 1st patient's eyes, tongue & ears by torch & finallly said..

Bole To.. Torch Theek hai..

by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 628 views
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