Common Sense

Pathan aur Sardar paani peenay gai,
glass ulta para hua tha
Sardar: Khan Sahab iska to moo hi
band hai.
Pathan: Haan yar yeh to neechay se b
toota hua hai…

by Aurangzeb Khan Tunio (few years ago!) / 599 views
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