Ek Raat Ek Ghar Mein

Ek Raat Ek Ghar Mein Chor Ghus Aaya, Khatpat Sun Kar Malik Ki Aankh Khul Gayi.

Malik: “Kaun Hai?”

Chor: “Miyaun”

Malik: “Kaun Hai?”

Chor: “Miyaun”

Malik: “Kaun Hai?”

Chor: “Abe Saale Billii Hai Billi“

by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 549 views
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