Santa raat ko cycle se kabristan me chal
Santa raat ko cycle se kabristan me chala gaya or dosri taraf se nikal k pasina pochte hue bola-yeh kaun se road tha jis me itne sare SPEED BREAKER the
by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 892 views
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Height of physics:
A conductor kicks an old man out of the bus.
Police sends counductor to jail nd gave him shock bt he had no effect..
Why..?
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by tahir bashir (few years ago!)
BHIKARI-maine ek kitab likhi hai jiska naam hai paise kamane ke sau tarike.
Raahgir-to phir bhik kyon maang rahe ho
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Aj ki taza tareen news .
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News pepar pe ho gi parh lena aur mujhe bi btana.
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DO sardar jungle main ja rahy thay k achanak shair ( lion ) samnay a gaya .
1st sardar nay uski ankho main mitti daal di or bhagnay laga.
1st sardar: o nus v ..!!
2nd sardar: mitti ty tu pai ay..tu nuss..!!
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Ek Baar Ek Hathi Tha, Uske Samne 12 Kele The, Usne 11 Kele Liye, 1 Nahi Khaya Batao Kyun?
Kyun Ki 1 Kela Plastic Ka Tha.
Chal Ek Aur Is Baar Phir Hathi Tha, Phir 12 Kele, Usne 12 Ke 12 Nahi Khaye, Batao Kyun?
Is Baar Hathi Plastic Ka Tha.
Chal Ek Aur, Is Baar Asli Hathi Tha, Asli 12 Kele, Usne 12 Ke 12 Nahi Khaye, Bata Kyun?
Kyun Ki Kele TV Mein The.
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Dono Alag-Alag Channel Pe The.
Chal Ek Aur Is Baar Phir Asli Hathi Asli Kele, Dono 1 Hi Chhanel Pe The, Phir Bhi Nhi Khaye, Batao Kyun?
TV Band Tha.
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