Ganje K Sath Kyo Rehte Hain
Santa Purani Album Dekhte Hua
Mummy A Photo Me Tumare Sath Smart Koun He?
Mummy :
Yeh Tere Pappa He
Santa :
To Hum Is Ganje K Sath
Q Rehte He
by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 890 views
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