Santa ka baap UK se aya,usne pucha teri ma kaha ha santa bola wo to mar gai

bap bola saale tune mujhe bataya kyu ni
santa:

Maine socha surprise dunga.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 1023 views

ye Girlfrnd kya hoti hai

Beta : Papa,ye Girlfrnd kya hoti hai ?

Papa: jab tum bade ho kar aacha ladka banoge to tumhe b 1milegi..

Beta: agar aacha nahi bana to ?
Papa : to bahot milengi..

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Mera abbu tume both psandKrte hy

Girl:Mera abbu tume both psandKrte hy.

Phatan:Shrmate hove
“Pr hum shadi tum sehe kre ga”

by hearthackervsgirls (few years ago!)

Dost: Santa G apki BV ap k dos

Dost: Santa G apki BV ap k dost k sath park me bethi hy.
Santa park ka chkar lga kr wapis aa kr dost se

Ja yar

aywain chakkar lwaya e,

O te mera dost e nai

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)

Aaj School Se Itni Jaldi Kaise Aagaye?

Maa: Aaj School Se Itni Jaldi Kaise Aagaye?

Pathan: Machar Mara to Teacher Ne Chutti Dedi.

Maa: Aisa Kyon?

Pathan: Machar Teacher k Gaal Per Baitha Tha

by hearthackervsgirls (few years ago!)

1 Aalu ne Bhindi k number pe I love u ka msg bheja,

1 Aalu ne Bhindi k number pe I love u ka msg bheja,

Bhindi ne use phone kar k bura bhala kaha aur boli:

Shut up,
Tum itne mote aur main Slim and Smart..”
Aur aalu ka dil tod diya…

Aalu ko bahut dukh hua or us ne fir itni sabziyan fasaayi ki Aaj aap khud hi dekh lo,

Aalu-Ghobi,

Aalu-Bengan,

Aalu-Shimla mirch,

Aalu-Palak,

Aalu-Matar,

Aalu-Gajar

Aur Bindhi us din se aaj tak akeli hai..

MORAL:

MAT KAR ITNA GURUR SURAT PAR AYE HASEENA

MAT KAR ITNA GURUR SURAT PAR AYE HASEENA

TERI SURAT PE NAHI HUM TO TERI SADGI PE MARTE HAIN…

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)