Height of double daring

Height of double daring :
Girl to Mom : Mom I have started loving a boy.

Mom : What? And how old is he, what does he do?

Girl : he is 3 months old happily kicking in my stomach…:)

by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 738 views
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