Operation dobara karna Padega

Doc.-operation dobara karna Padega Q..k Rubber k gloves
tere andar hi Reh Gye he

Patient-Muje jane do
Mai tumhare gloves ki payment kr Dunga

by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 671 views
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