Modern Heer

Modern Heer – Mein tumhare ishq me barbaad ho
gai,
lut gayi, meri duniya rushwa ho gayi…
Modern Ranjha – To karmjali, mein kaun sa bank
managar ban gaya ;)

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!) / 625 views
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