Sardar
1 sardar ghar se nekla tu daikha ke samnay kailay ka chelka para howa tha
Sardar: O mere khudaya.. Aaj phir phisalna parega
by Haris abbas Qureshi (few years ago!) / 831 views
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Manager 2 Santa :- Aapki shadi ho gayi ???
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Funny Girlriend to Funny Boyfriend: Mera
Dulara ,Mera ladla, mera pyara, mera chona, mera
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PATHAN : 1 maah main,
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AMERICAN : Ye hmare mulk main to 2 weeks main
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kitny din main bani hai?
PATHAN : Sirf 2 weeks main,
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jati hai,
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PATHAN :
Pata nhi Subha to nhi thi :)
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Sardar Ek Baraf Ka Tukra Utha Ker Usey Ghour Se Dekh Raha Tha...
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