Boy proposing a girl
Boy proposing a girl: Darling kya tum mujhse shaadi karogi?
Girl: Tameez se baat karo!!!
Boy: Behen ji, kya aap mujhse shaadi karogi???
by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 914 views
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It wasn't until the good doctor was ready to serve the cake that he discovered that the cake read:
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Santa ne dariya me dubte hue 1 aadmi ko bachaya
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fir wapas dariya me fenk diya
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Pathan:Ye Hamara dooor ka saga bhai hy.
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me smjha nai?
Pathan: Is k or mere drmiyan
13 Behen Bhai hai.
by Abdul Hannan (few years ago!)