Famous Poet Robert
Famous Poet Robert Archer kehta hy
Insan apni khoobsurti, kapron or taleem se nahi pehchana jata.
Agr insan kisi cheez se pehchana jata hy to wo hy sirf
Original C.N.I.C
Hamesha apne pas rakho bhai halaat ka kuch pata nahi.
by Mazhar Khan (few years ago!) / 790 views
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