Ghar me jawan beti hai
Santa buys a new Pressure Cooker & next day he returns it.
Shopkeeper: Why are you returning it?
Santa: Ghar me jawan beti hai, or ye sala seeti bajata hai.
by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 1101 views
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