Ghar me jawan beti hai

Santa buys a new Pressure Cooker & next day he returns it.

Shopkeeper: Why are you returning it?

Santa: Ghar me jawan beti hai, or ye sala seeti bajata hai.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 697 views
(Not Rated Yet)
 

Similar Jokes

Pappu ki master se hui ladai,

Pappu ki master se hui ladai,
Master ne kardi papu ki dhulai,

Pappu ka garam hua khoon,

Gaya kabristan or kabr pe master ki photo latka ke likh diya...
-COMING SOON- :

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Pathan apne Baap se

Pathan apne Baap se: Main ne riazi mein so mein aathanwe number hasil kiye hein.

Baap herat se:Baqi do number kon leh geya

by hearthackervsgirls (few years ago!)
Interviewer : Imagine, in a closed room,

Interviewer : Imagine, in a closed room, how can you escape if it caught fire?

Santa : Simple, Stop imagining.

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)
Customer Ek kilo gaay

Customer: Ek kilo gaay(cow) ka doodh dena.

Shopkeper: Lekin tumhara bartan toh bahut chhota hai.

Customer: Theek hai toh phir bakri ka de de!!

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Ek rat husband ny wife se pani

Ek rat husband ny wife se pani manga or so gaya

Bivi sari raat khari rahi subha hoi

Husband: tum sari raat yaha khari rahi bolo kya chahye

Wife: Gussy se Talaq ;-

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
1st frend

1st frend: Meri begum ne Novel '2 DOST' parha
Aur hamare jurwa bache hue.

2nd frend: Meri begum ne Novel '3 jugnoo' parha
Aur ek waqt mai 3 bacho ko janam diya

Ye sab sun kar Pathan apne ghar bhaga
Dosto ne pocha kahan ja rahe ho wo bola:

Apni begum ko rokne wo 'Ali baba 40 chor' Parh rahi hai. :

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Ghar Pe Guest Aa Rahe Hai

Santa Ki Patni Apne Ghar Par Do Extra Bister Laga Rahi Hoti Hai To Santa Ye Dekh Ke Pappu Se Puchta Hai.

Santa: “Pappu, Aaj Teri Maa Do Bistar Kyun Laga Rahi Hai?”

Beta: “Papa, Ghar Pe Do Guest Aane Wale Hai”

Santa: “Kaun Aa Raha Hai?”

Beta: “Mummy Ka Bhai Aur Mera Maama”

Santa: “Achha, Phir Ek Aur Laga Lo, Mera Saala Bhi To Aa Raha Hai“

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
SARDAR AAJ MAINE PAANI KO ULLU BANAYA

SARDAR AAJ MAINE PAANI KO ULLU BANAYA
2ND SARDAR: wo kaise?
1ST SARDAR: aaj maine nahane k liye paani garm kiya aur thande se naha liya.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Police

While Driving Down The Road The Motorist

While Driving Down The Road The Motorist Saw A Roadside Stand Which Had A Fortune Teller Sitting Under An Umbrella. She Was Just Sitting There Smiling And Laughing. The Motorist Passed On By And Went A Couple Of Miles On Down The Road. All Of A Sudden He Spun His Car Around And Sped Back Toward The Fortune Teller. As He Got Closer To The Still Laughing Fortune Teller He Began To Slow Down.

by Haris abbas Qureshi (few years ago!)
Kon saala kehta hai

Judge:u r crossing the limits.
Lawyer:kon saala aisa kehta hai.
Judge:how dare you call me saala?

Lawyer:my lord,i said kon sa law kehta hai.

by Sabir shah (few years ago!)
  • Page 1 of 1
  • 1

Most Viewed Jokes

Sargodha is great

Bhikari: Mein bahut lachaar ..

Rang gora karne wali cream

The Trains Are Always Late

Teacher : What comes after 69?

Cheel ko English Main kya Ke..

Khan Sahb Ki Flight Ma Tabya..

Ashqi Wala Sher Sunao

Santa to Banta

Yesterday I sent a fax

Existing Users Login
User ID
Password
 
 
Join Now / Forgot Password

also you can..
Login with Facebook