IIT Exam, Santa got 1 question
IIT Exam, Santa got 1 question
Proove : SIN X = 6N
Santa cancelled 'N' from both the sides.
Then SIX = 6 & wrote "Kuch to standard rakha karo IIT ke questions ka"
by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 849 views
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