modern day break up
Modern Day Break Up..
Gal: I Wanna Break Up With U..
Boy: Why??
Gal: Bcoz U Didnt Comment On My Pic On
FACEBOOK!!!
by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!) / 587 views
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