Bahut Purane Baat
Munna bhai -Mamu, apun bachpan mein dus maley ke building se gir gaya tha.
Mamu -Aarey, phir kya hua. Bach gaya ki tapak gaya?
Munna bhai -Yaad nehin hai yaar. Bahut purane baat hai.
by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 969 views
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