Express Kitne Baje jani He?
Ghareeb Bacha:
Express Kitne Baje jani He? TT:9 Bajay
bacha:Local?
TT:1 Bajaybacha:Maal Gaddi?
TT:12 Bajay
TT:Jana kahan hai?
Bacha.patri pe tatti karni hai.
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