Pathan: oye teray chotay bhai ki moonchain hen or
teri nahi hen?
Aisa kiun?
2nd Pathan: Is main kiun wali kya bat he?
Wo Abu pe gya he or me ammi pe.

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!) / 766 views

Life without u

Life without u is impossible, u r in my breath and blood. i cant stay for a second without u, if u r not there i am dead oye hello i am talking about OXYGEN

by Mazhar Khan (few years ago!)

Boy: naam kya hai?

Boy: naam kya hai? . .
Girl : kyun btau? Mein tumhai
janti bhi nahi!!
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Boy : Na batao mein konsa
tumhai apni BMW mein
betha raha hun! .
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Girl : PINKY, B.com 2nd year wo samnay
wali gali me
right hand pe 4th number pe mera
ghar hai 32/b,
Ghar mein ek chota bhai and mummy
papa hain,
Tution timing 6 to 8.
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. Boy :- Ok Jis Din Main BMW kharid
lunga na usss
din jarur baithaunga thik hai... :D:-
P ;)

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

addiction

I used facebook for a few days and got
addicted to it..

But I am studying since I was 4..
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why the hell I am not getting addicted to it :P

by dracula (few years ago!)

Batao Daryaaft or Ejaad mein kya farq hy?

Teacher:
Batao Daryaaft or Ejaad mein kya farq hy?

Sardar Student:
Mere baap ne meri maa ko Daryaft kya aur phr dono ne mil kr mujhy Ejad kya.

by hearthackervsgirls (few years ago!)

Santa: Hello kon bol raha hai

Tring Tring Tring.

Santa: Hello kon bol raha hai?
Other side: Ji, main bol raha hon.
Santa: oye ye to kamal ho gia,
idhar se bhi main hi bol raha hon.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)