Pathan: oye teray chotay bhai ki moonchain
Pathan: oye teray chotay bhai ki moonchain hen or
teri nahi hen?
Aisa kiun?
2nd Pathan: Is main kiun wali kya bat he?
Wo Abu pe gya he or me ammi pe.
by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!) / 514 views
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