1 srdar ji 1 Sheikh ki barat mei gye
1 srdar ji 1 Sheikh ki barat mei gye
Waha bar bar pani pesh kia ja rha tha
Tang a kr sardar bola:
Galy wich pani phans gya a
Ik boti ty deo…
by hearthackervsgirls (few years ago!) / 951 views
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