Pappu pravachan sune k bad ghar aya

Pappu pravachan sune k bad ghar aya or biwi ko god mein utha liya.

Biwi: kya guruji ne romance krne ko kaha hai

pappu: nahi re pagli kaha apne dukh khud uthao....

by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 660 views
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