aik police walay ka beta
aik police walay ka beta exam main fial ho gaya to us nay us ko bula kay dantant shuru kar diya
uska beta bola: yeh lo 50 ropay aur mamala yaheen rafa dafah karo
by Abdul Sami (few years ago!) / 1005 views
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