Santa Taxi Main Ja Raha Tha.

Santa Taxi Main Ja Raha Tha. Achanak Taxi Ruk Gayi.

Sardar Driver bola: Sir Taxi Aage Nahi Ja Sakti, Petrol Khatam Ho Gaya Hai.

Funny Santa: Koi Baat Nahi Taxi Vapis Ghar Ko Le Chalo.

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