Girls college k bahar blast ke baad
Girls college k bahar blast ke baad Geo Reporter, Zakhmi LARKI Se:
jab BOMB gira’ to kya Wo 1 dum se Phhata?
Zakhmi LARKI
(Ghussay Se) :
Gee Nahi
Wo Reengta
howa Meray Qareeb Aaya’
Or,
Nihayat Adab Se
Pyaar Se
Or,
Sharma kr
Bola
Baji !!! THAAA !!!
by Mazhar Khan (few years ago!) / 776 views
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