Fir Bhi Bechara Bukh Se Mar Gaya

Ek Chuhe Ne Poora Suit Kutar Kar Kha Liya,

Phir Bhi Bhukh Se Mar Gaya, Batao Kyu?

Kyun Ki Wo Suit Mallika Sherawat Ka Tha.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 634 views
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