come so0n honey

Height of Shock

Maalkin – kya hoa tum 3 din kaam pe nahi ayi ?

Kaam wali – Mem saab maine to facebook pe status update kardia tha ke … ” Going to gaaon for 2 days ”
aapke husband ne comment b kia tha
” have a safe trip, come so0n honey ” :-P

by Mazhar Khan (few years ago!) / 812 views
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