Munna bhai -Circuit, bole toh yeh ford kya hai? Circuit -Bhai, gaadi hai.

Munna bhai -Toh phir, yeh oxford kya hai?

Circuit -Bole toh, simple hai bhai, ox mane bael, ford mane gaadi. Oxford bole toh baelgaadi.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 848 views

Shadi se pehle tou tum mujhe roz gift diya karte the

*JOKE*
Wife: "Shadi se pehle tou tum mujhe roz gift diya karte the tou ab kyun naheen dete?"
Husband: "Machhli pakadne ke baad bhi kya koi chara dalta hai???"

by Tariq Javaid (few years ago!)

Student was late

Teacher: Why are you late?
Student: There was a man who lost a hundred dollar bill.
Teacher: That's nice. Were you helping him look for it?
Student: No. I was standing on it.

by Abdul Latif (few years ago!)

Gusa kaise nikalte ho

Wife:jb me ap pe gusa karti hun to ap apna gusa kaise nikalte ho?
Shohar:toilet saf kar k
wife wo kaise
shohar:ap k toth bushar se saf karta hun.

by Sabir shah (few years ago!)

Ladki Ka Facebook

Ladki Ka Facebook Pe Status – Wo Bewafa Nikla.
Comments By Guys:

1. Dear, Wo Apke Layak Tha Hi Nahi.

2. Tum Kahan Wo Sala Bandar Kahan.

3. Humne To Pahle Hi Kaha, Sab Mere Jaise Nahi Hote.

4. Kabhi Hume Try Karke Dekho, Pata Chalega Bharosa Kya Hai.

5. Jo Bhi Hua Acha Hi Hua, Don’t Worry Sweetu.
But

Ladke Ka Facebook Pe Status –
Wo Bewafa Nikli.
Comments By Close Friend:

1. Saale, Teri Shakal Hi Gadhe Jaisi Hai.

2. Tere Se Bas Aaj Tak Koi Pati Hai?

3. Tujh Jaiso Se Bhi Ladki Pategi.

4. Usse Teri Namardi Ka Pata Chal Gaya Hoga.

5. Tere Se Kuch Nahi Hoga Dude, Chal Ab Uska No. Mujhe De.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Punjab Police ka jalwa...

Punjab Police ka jalwa...

Santa Taalaab me nanga naha raha tha..

Police-Chal oye baahar aakar kapde pehen le teri Talaashi leni hai..

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)