Munna bhai -Circuit, bole toh yeh ford kya hai? Circuit -Bhai, gaadi hai.

Munna bhai -Toh phir, yeh oxford kya hai?

Circuit -Bole toh, simple hai bhai, ox mane bael, ford mane gaadi. Oxford bole toh baelgaadi.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 679 views

Aag Per Qabu

Aik Haseen-o-Jameel Adaakara Ke Ghar Aag Lag Gaee

Aag Par Qabu Panay Main 10 Minut Lagay

Aur Aag Bujhany Walon Per Qabu Panay Main 40 Minute Lagay

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

A Group Of Elephants

A Group Of Elephants Wer Siting On A Street

A Sexy Femal Elephant Pases By Them Then A Loafer Elephant Said.
Wow!

Wat A Figure!! 3600-2400-3600.

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)

Boys Ka Common Sense

Chinki Ek Bar Group Mein Apni Saheliyo Ko Bata Rahi Thi.

Chinki: “Boys Ka Common Sense Zero Hota Hai”

Group Mein Bethi Baki Ladkiyo Ne Hairani Se Puchha: “Wo Kaise ?”

Chinki: “Gents Toilet Mein Likh Kar Aayenge Priya I Love You, Ab Kya Priya Waha Padhne Jayegi“

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Remake of Om Shanti Om dialogue

Remake of Om Shanti Om dialogue
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Ye exams bhi apne hindi filmon ki tarah hoti hai
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Happys Endings..
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Aur agar aisa nhi hota
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To exam abhi khatam nahi hue, Re-Test abhi baki hai mere dost

by Mazhar Khan (few years ago!)

Pathan Raat Ko 1 Admi Ne

Pathan: Raat Ko 1 Admi Ne Chaku Dekha Kar Loot Lia,
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Dost: Lekin Tumhare Pas Tu Hamaisha Pistol Hoti Hai Na,
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Pathan: Wo Main Ne Chupa Di Warna Wo Bhi Le Jata….

by Mohammad Ali (few years ago!)