Papa aur beta ek hotel me gaye...
Papa aur beta ek hotel me gaye...
Papa: Waiter,
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1 beer aur 1 ice - cream lao
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Beta: Ice-CREAM kyu papa?
Ap bhi beer pijiye na...
by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 871 views
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