Q:Why is a Sardarji standing below
a tube light with a open mouth?
A:Because his doctor advised him
“Today’s dinner should be light”

by hearthackervsgirls (few years ago!) / 718 views

beaver

Johnny was playing outside when he really had to
go to the bathroom. He runs in and his grandma
was about to take a shower. He looks at her
crotch and says, “Whats that?” She says, “Well,
it's a beaver, Johnny.”
The next day the same thing happens, only his
mom is taking the shower. He says, “Mom I know
what that is. It's a beaver, but I think grandma's
is dead because it's tongue is hanging out.”

by khalid hussain (few years ago!)

Father beta tumne

father-beta tumne college me sabse mushkil kaam koun sa sikha?
beta-2 kaam sikhe.

1 danto se bear ki bottal kholna.
2 tez aandi me 1 tilli se cigerete jalana

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Teacher to student: "if your father earn

Teacher to student: "if your father earn $100,000 and give half of it to your mother,
what would she have?

by Mazhar Khan (few years ago!)

boy friend before marriage?

Dulha on Wedding asks from Dulhan, do you have any boy friend before marriage?

Dulhan become silent
.
Dulha: main is khamoshi ko kia samjhoon?
.
.
Dulhan: kameeney ruk jaa... gin-ney to de.

by Mazhar Khan (few years ago!)

The time taken by a wife

The time taken by a wife when she says 'I'll get ready in 5 mins' is exactly equal to the time taken by the husband when he says 'I'll call u in 5 minutes!!! :P

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)