A physics student proposing a chemistry Girl:

I love u more than an electron wants to attract proton.


Girl:

Oye carbon monoxide,apna conical flask jesa face lay k foran yahan sy reduce ho ja,is sey pehley k tujhey oxidise kar dun or tu reaction k qabil bhi na rahey.
Kambakht, Graphite ki aulad:-

by Abdul Sami (few years ago!) / 889 views

Make a sentence

Teacher: make a sentence in which 1 word repeated 4 times

SANTA: lara dutta marries brian lara and she becomes lara lara

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Pathan

Pathan went 4 interview

Afsar:Tell me opposit of the day. Pathan:Night
Afsar:Cool Pathan:Hot
Afsar:Ugly Pathan: pichli
Afsar:I said UGLY Pathan:I said PICHLI
Afsar: oh my God Pathan: oh my devil
Afsar:Get out Pathan:Come in
Afsar:U r rejected Pathan:I am selected!
Afsar: keep quite. Pathan: speak tight.
Afsar: go to hell. Pathan: come to jannat.
Afsar: nikal jao jahil kahe k. Pathan: andar ao laik yahe k.
Afsar: police ko bulao. Pathan: Foj ko bagaon.
Afsar: uffff Pathan: Tuffff.
Afsar office se bhagte hue bhago Pathan: Pakro

by Haris abbas Qureshi (few years ago!)

ghar nahi a sakti

wife : ” Ghar nahi aa sakti..” Car ka stearing, gear, break sab chori ho gaya hai..” . .

After 1hour, SHe calls back : “Aa rahi hu, galti se pichli seat pe baith gayi thi..”

by tanveer hussain (few years ago!)

Ek Neta Ek Gaanv Mein Vote

Ek Neta Ek Gaanv Mein Vote Mangne Ke Liye Har Ghar Mein Jaa Raha Tha,

Ek Ghar Mein Ghussa Aur Ek Aurat Ko Bola,

Neta: “Chinta Na Kijiye Ab Hum Aa Gaye Hai, Ab Vikas Hoga”
Aurat Sharmate Hue Boli: “Pichli Baar Bhi Aapne Yehi Kaha Tha, Par Tab Pinky Hui Thi“

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Sirf Mere Liye Hi Paan Kyu

Wife: Sirf Mere Liye Hi Paan Kyu Le Rahe Ho?
Apne Liye Bhi Le Lo...
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Husband: Mai Bina Paan Khaye Bhi Chup Reh Sakta Hu

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)