Pathan Ka Bacha
Pathan Ka Bacha.,, Abu Ham Ko Baja Dilao..
Pathan: Nahe Khocha Tum Sab Ko Tang Kare Ga…
Bacha: Nhi Abo Khuda Ka Kasam
Jab Sub Sojaye Ga Hum Tab Bajaye Ga.
by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 1068 views
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