Shadi par admi ne apni dulhan ko gulab ka phool dia
dulhan:mujhe ye nai chahye koi sone ki cheez do
admi:ye lo sarhana aur so jao

by Sabir shah (few years ago!) / 1018 views

Paidaish ki waja

Sardar:tum kaise paida howi?
Girl:opration se aur tum?

Sardar :khof se
girl:kia matlb?

Sardar:meri ma k pas 2 dako aae aur kaha jo kuch hai nikal do.

by Sabir shah (few years ago!)

Pathan on cycle

Ek pathan Cycle chalate aur gungunate howe kahin ja raha tha rastae mein ek aurat se takra betha.

Aurat chilla kar boli, “Break nahi maar sakte they kya ???”

Pathan herat se… “Pora cycle mar deya abhi break mar kar kia faida.”

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Sharabi ko Daru peta dekh

Sharabi ko Daru peta dekh American bola-Pani to mila lo
Sharabi-Hum Indian hai itna pani to daru ko dekh ke he muh me aa jata he

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Lock Kiya Jaye

Amitabh is questioning a guy on kbc.
He asks him ‘meri company ka naam kya hain?’
Options : tisco, wipro, abcl, reliance.
The guys says ‘abcl’
Amitabh asks ‘sure, confident?’
The guys says ‘ yes confident’
Amitabh says ‘computerji abcl ko tala laga do’
The computer replies ‘abe gadhe abcl ko 2 saal se tala laga hua hai !’

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Aussie Love Story

Dazza is driving over the Sydney Harbour Bridge one day, when He

sees His Girlfriend Shazza about to throw herself off.

Dazza slams on the brakes and yells, "Shazza what in the Blazes d'ya think ya doin'?"

Shazza turns around with a tear in her eye and says,

"G'Day, Dazza.

You got me pregnant, so now I'm gunna kill meself".

Dazza gets a lump in his throat when he hears this.

"Shazza", he says "Fair dinkum love, not only are ya a top root, but

you're a real sport too!"

and drives off

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)