PUPIL: I plan to do absolutely nothing for the next
three months.
TEACHER: That should be easy You've had nine
months of practice doing that in school.

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!) / 516 views

Double swari par pabandi hy or tum 4 beth

Police : Double swari par pabandi hy or tum 4 beth k ja rhy ho? Student Pareshni se piche dekhty hue: Oye begerto 5wan kithy sut aye O Onay te rooti khwani c..

by Mazhar Khan (few years ago!)

Pathan Ko Aik Bandar Mila

Pathan Ko Aik Bandar Mila. Wo Usay Police Station Le Gaya.

Inspector: Isay Zoo Le Jao

Aglay Roz Inspector Ne Pathan Ko Bandar K Saath Bus Stop Pe Dekha

Inspector: Isay Zoo NahiN Le Kar Gaye?

Pathan: Kal Main Isay Zoo Le Gaya Tha, BaRa Maza Aaya. Aaj Hum DonoN Film Dekhnay Ja Rahay HaiN

by Mazhar Khan (few years ago!)

Santa mango juice ka glaas le kar baitha tha

Santa mango juice ka glaas le kar baitha tha

Banta aaya aur fataak se juice pee gaya.

Santa – Meri to yaar kismat hi kharab hai. Beta fail ho gaya,
biwi dost ke saath bhag gayi, ghar me chori ho gayi, nalke me
paani nahi, ghar me light nahi.

Aab juice me zehar daal ke peene ko rakha tha
aur wo bhi tu pee gaya saale!

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Iam feeling dizzy for one hour

patient:iam feeling dizzy for one hour after waking up
doctor:then get up one hour later than the usual time you get up..

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Kurri jawan ho gai

Sardarni:

Kurri jawan hi gai A,

koi changa jeya munda
wekho 26 saal da howay.

“SARDAR”

Jay 26 saal da na milay
te

13,13 de 2 le aawan

by tanveer hussain (few years ago!)