PUPIL: I plan to do absolutely nothing for the next
three months.
TEACHER: That should be easy You've had nine
months of practice doing that in school.

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!) / 722 views

Beta:papa chalo aaj Mcdonalds

Beta:papa chalo aaj Mcdonalds chalte hain

Papa:pehle mcdonalds ke spellings to batana zara

Beta:Chalo fir KFC chalte hai

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Abu Gange Hai

3 Bache apas mai baat ker rhe the..

Ek ne kha mai kale rang ki Car lo ga kyo k mere abu k baal kale hai.

Dosre ne kha mai bhore rang ki car lo ga kyo k mere abu k baal bhore hai.

or jub tesre ki bari ai to wo jhut se bola..

Mai baghair chut ki Car lo ga kyo k mere abu gange hai..::)))

by Muhammad Farrukh Nawaz (few years ago!)

Darling main tum se shadi nhi ker sakta

Sardar to Girlfriend= Darling main tum se shaadi
nahi karsakta gharwale mana karrahe hai.
Girlfriend= Tumhare ghar me kaun kaun hai.
Sardar= 1 biwi aur 3 bacche.

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)

Pappu To Bada Hoshiyar Hai Maths Mein

Santa Apne Bete Pappu Ka Math Ka Test Le Raha Hota Hai.

Santa: “Beta 5 Ke Baad Kya Aata Hai?” Pappu: “6, 7”

Santa: “Wah Mera Beta To Bohat Hoshiyaar Hai, Aur 6, 7 Ke Baad?”
Pappu: “8, 9, 10”

Santa: “Kya Baat Hai Beta Aur Uske Baad?”

Pappu: “Gulam, Begum, Badshaah“

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Shaikh: Ye kela ktne ka?

Shaikh: Ye kela ktne ka?
Kele wala:5 rupees.
Shaikh:2 rupy ka deta hai?
Kele wala: 2 rupy me to sirf chilka milega.
Shaikh: Le 3 rupy, chilka rakh aur kela de

by hearthackervsgirls (few years ago!)