Jhoot

CIRCUIT : Bhai, Bapu ne bola tha ke kabhi jhoot
nehin bolna mangta hai. Apun aaj se kabhi jhoot
nehin bolega Bhai.
MUNNA BHAI : Aye Circuit, woh Sabrina ka baap
aya hai tere ko dund rehla hai.
CIRCUIT : Bhai usko bolo apun gaoon gayea hai,
kheti karne ko.
MUNNA BHAI : Par Circuit, abhi to tu bola kabhi
jhoot nehin bolega.
CIRCUIT :Bhai, apun jhoot nehin bolega, par tum to
bol sakta hai na.

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!) / 529 views
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