Pathan Ro Rha Tha.
Admi: Kya Huwa?

Pathan: Yara Hum Udas He
Jis Sy Pyar Krta He Uska Chummi B Nai Le Skta

Admi: Kyun?
Pathan: Yara Uska Shave Bohat Chubhta He…

by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 1026 views

aankhain Band kiye kion khari ho ?

Pathan beti se:Tum aainey k samne aankhain Band kiye kion khari ho ?

Beti:Main yeh dekhna chahti hoonK sotey waqt main kesi lagti hoon.

by hearthackervsgirls (few years ago!)

Me Tennis k barey me Tum sy Ziada Janta hun.

Friend (Santa) se: Me Tennis k barey me Tum sy Ziada Janta hun.

Santa: Acha te aey duss k Tennis de Net wich kinnay Moray honday ne.:-

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Evil made a mother-in-law

God thought that since
he couldn't b everywhere
he made a mother.

Then devil thought that
he couldn't be everywhere
he made a mother-in-law.

by Mazhar Khan (few years ago!)

Farak Ladke Aur Ladki Mein

Girl: “You Shouldn’t Drink & Drive, Lots Of Accidents Are Happening, Please Take Care”
Boy Replies: “Ya Baby, I Know,

How Sweet Of You, You So Caring, I’m Lucky To Have you”
Now

Boy To Boy : “You Shouldn’t Drink & Drive, Lots Of Accidents Are Happening, Please Take Care”

Boy Replies: “Apne Baap Ko Sikhayega Tu Sale

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Reporter : Meera G Hum Ne Suna Hai

Reporter : Meera G Hum Ne Suna Hai
K Ap Cigarette Piti Hain?

Meera: O Myyy Gaaad,

... Ap Ne Bilkul Ghalat Suna Hai,

I Don't Drink Cigarette.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)