Gazab Ki English

Ek Aurat Doctor Ke Paas Bhagi-Bhagi Jati Hai Aur Bolti Hai.

Aurat: “Mera Beta Motor Cycle Se Gir Gaya Hai”

Doctor: “I Can’t Understand Please Speak In English”

Aurat: “My Londa Is Gironda From Hero Honda“

by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 1548 views
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