"Honey," said this husband to his wife, "I invited a friend home for supper." "What? Are you crazy? The house is a mess, I haven't been shopping, all the dishes are dirty, and I don't feel like cooking a fancy meal!" "I know all that." "Then why did you invite a friend for supper?" "Because the poor fool's thinking about getting married."

by inayat khan (few years ago!) / 1387 views

ik wari me chota jia hunda C

Sardar: ik wari me chota jia hunda C

Me Minar-e-Pakistan to gir gia c.

2nd sardar: Fir mar gia c k bach gia c?

Sardar: Menu ki pata me te chota jiahunda C

by hearthackervsgirls (few years ago!)

wifi or wife

A man received message from his neighbor

Sorry sir !! I am using your wife.

I am using day and night.

I am using when u r not present at home.

Infact I am using more than U R using.

I confess this because now I feel very much guilt.

Hope U will accept my sincere apologies.

Man went home and had a big fight with his wife.

Few minutes later he received another message.

Sorry Sir, spelling mistake..,

it is not wife but wifi.

by @irha@ (few years ago!)

Its ME

Two blondes walking down the street. One reaches into her pocketbook for a make up compact and looks into the mirror. "This picture looks like someone I know" she says. The other one has a look and says, "Of course dummy, it's ME...."

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

1 Sardar k ghar k bahir name plate per likha tha

1 Sardar k ghar k bahir name plate per likha tha

Wife- MSC aur
Husband- FSC

1 admin ne pocha sardar G aap ki bivi ne kis Subject mein MSC ke hai?

Or Aap k FSC mein kon sy subject thy?

Sardar bola: Subject da meno pata nai, Name plate da matlab hai

MSC- Mother of Seven Children

FSC- Father os Seven Children

by hearthackervsgirls (few years ago!)

Teacher says to student

Teacher says to student, In Algebra


A=B
&
B=C.


It means A=C.


Now give relevant example.


Student: Sir, I love you & You love your daughter,


It means that I love your daughter.

by Mazhar Khan (few years ago!)