U had lunch

Wife: U had lunch?
Husbnd : U had lunch?
Wife : Im asking u.
Husbnd : Im asking u.
Wife: U copying me?
Husbnd: U copying me?
Wife: Lets go shopping..
Husbnd: I had lunch.

by A. Sami (few years ago!) / 601 views
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