1 Aadmi daru k nashe me taxi me
1 Aadmi daru k nashe me taxi me betha
bola chalo airport chalo
taxiwala: tum airport pe hi ho
Admi:yelo 50rs dubara inte taiz mat chalana
by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 1006 views
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