Beta apko school jana kesa lagta hy?
Mahman!
Beta apko school jana kesa lagta hy?
Bacha!
Muje schol jana boht acha lagta hy
Or waha se wapis ana b boht acha lagta hy
Bus waha rukna bura lagta hy:
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