1985 me guest ghar

1985 me Guest Ghar aate hi:
Kia Haal Hai, Papa kaise hai, Bache theek hai?.
2010 Guests Ghar aate hi:
Patli pin wala charger hai

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!) / 602 views
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