pathan & sardar
2 Brilliant MindS...!!!
Pathan & Sardar:
Pani Peeny Gaey To GlasS Ulta Para Tha
Sardar:
iSKa To Moo He Band Hy
Pathan:
Neechy Sy Bhi Toota Hua Hy.
by Abdul Hannan (few years ago!) / 967 views
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Shopkeeper: CASIO?
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Meera: Main theek hun, ap sunain!:D
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Aik Train ulatnay ka Case Adalat mein tha.
Train ka Driver jo ke Pathan tha,
Us se Poocha ke tumne Train Patri se kiu Utarai??
Pathan: O yaara aik banda samnay aa gaya tha to brake marne ka time nahi tha.
Hamara Assistant ne bola ke is ke oper char ha do.
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Pathan: Thanks Yara..
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