A teacher asked her students to use the word "beans" in a sentence. "My father grows beans," said one girl. "My mother cooks beans," said a boy. A third student spoke up, "We are all human beans."

by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 3009 views

Sheikh

Aik shekh ne new car li aur us per apne office gya.

jab wo office k kareeb poncha tu usne car ka door khola tu aik truck ne uski car k sath tuker mar di.aur uska darwaaza door ja girra.

shekh zoor se car k liye cheekhne laga. but pass khari police ne usko kaha k tum car k afsos mein ye b bhool gay k tumara dayyan hath b ghaib hy.wo zoor se bola k haa a meri new rado watch b ghaib ho gai.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Teacher: Agar Do Peepal K Darakhton Ko

Teacher:
Agar Do Peepal K Darakhton Ko
Aik RaBi Se Baandh Diya Jaye
To Us RaBi Ko Kya Kahen Ge?
Sardar:
Us Rabi Ko Bolenge
“Nokia”(Connecting Peepal):-)

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)

OxFord

teacher :oxford ka matlab kya-hai ..

student: ox matlab bail & ford matlab gaadi toh.....

oxford matlab BailGaadi!!
:-);-):-P

by Asim Raza (few years ago!)

ooy tere chote bhai ki mochain hain

 1 Pathan : ooy tere chote bhai ki mochain hain aur teri nahin.

2 pathan: is main kya bari bat hai,wo abbu pe gaya hai aur main ammi pe.

by hearthackervsgirls (few years ago!)

husband with google

A husband once complained
Dear Google,
Please stop behaving like my wife…
Will you please allow me to complete
the whole sentence before you start…?

by A. Sami (few years ago!)