Tere Ghr Se Hmesa Hsne Ki

BNTA-Tere Ghr Se Hmesa Hsne Ki Awaz Ati Hai,Khusi Ka Raaz Kya Hai?
Snta-Meri Biwi Muje Jute Marti Hai,Lag Jaye To Wo Hasti Hai,Nhi Lge To M Hasta hu.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 626 views
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