BV:"utho ji almari k paas 1chor
BV:"utho ji almari k paas 1chor khada h.
"Hus:"us k paas hathiyar hua to?"
BV:Oh ho ghabrao mat apka to insurance h or zewaraat ka nhi."
by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 559 views
Similar Jokes
Teacher: Insaan wahi hai jo dusron ke kaam aaye.Student: Par Ma'am exam mein to na aap hamare kaam aati hain aur na dusron ko aane deti hain
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Ek Gora Aadiwasiyon Ki Research Karne Jungle Mein Ek Saal Ke Liye Jata Hai.
Uski Research Poori Hone Tak Ek Aadiwasi Ladki Ko Bachha Ho Jata Hai.
Ladke Ka Gora Rang Dekh Ke Ladki Ke Aadiwasi Pati Ko Shak Hota Hai Ki Ye Uska Bachha Nahi Hai.
Wo Ladki Aur Gore Ladke Ko Pakad Ke Sardar Ke Pass Le Jata Hai Aur Bolta Hai.
Pati: “Mere 6 Bachhe Kale Paida Hue Aur Ye 1 Hi Gora Kaise Paida Hua, Bolo Kiska Paap Hai Ye?”
Itne Mein Gora Sardar Ko Samjhate Hue Bola.
Gora: “Ismein Is Bechari Ka Koi Dosh Nahi Hai, Ye To Kudarat Ka Karishma Hai, Ab Wahan Dekho Us Bakari Ke 3 Bachhe To Safed Rang Ke Hai Aur 1 Hi Kale Rang Ka Hai”
Ye Sunte Hi Aadiwasi Gore Ko Kone Mein Le Jakar Dheere Se Kahta Hai.
Aadiwasi: “Main Samajh Gaya Sahab, Main Is Gore Bachhe Ke Baare Kuch Nahi Bolunga Aur Aap Us Bakri Ke Kale Bachhe Ke Baare Mein Kuch Nahi Bolenge.“
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Sardar Ek Baraf Ka Tukra Utha Ker Usey Ghour Se Dekh Raha Tha...
Admi:- Kya Dekh Rahe Ho???
Sardar:- Dekh Raha Hoon Key Yeh Leak Kahan Se Ker Raha Hai
by tanveer hussain (few years ago!)
Santa: Biscuit ka packet kharid kar do barabar-
barabar tor raha tha
puchha kyon
Santa: Pretto ne bola tha 50- 50 Biscuit lane hai
by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)
A Sardar Told His Friend:
Yaar, Ik LARKI Menu Hans K Wekhdi Ay
Friend:
Confirm Kar Le!!
Hans K Wekhdi Ay…
Ya Wekh K Hansdi Ay
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Murga Murgi Se:
I Love U Jaan. Main Tumhare Liye Kuch B Kar Sakta Hoon,
Murgi: Haye Allah Sachi,
Murga: Haan
Murgi: Chalo Phir Aaj Anda Tum Do….!.
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
A man Chinese wife dies 1 year after marriage
Santa tries 2 console that man but does nt know what to say
Santa: Hota hai yaar.. Chinese thi, aur kitna chalti
by hearthackervsgirls (few years ago!)
Nani (to a kid): Soja DIPLOMA soja!
.
.
.
.
Padosan: diploma kyo bulati ho isse? .
.
.
.
.
. .
.
.
.
.
. . Nani: Meri ladki College DIPLOMA lene gayi thi,
ye leke aa gayi..!! :@ :P :D....
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Teacher: Which Book Help
Most in Your Life.?
..
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
..
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
..
STUDENT: My Father’s Cheque
Book
by hearthackervsgirls (few years ago!)
He: Darling, if you marry me, I will satisfy your smallest wishes.
She: And what about the big wishes.
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)